LITERAL Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood Trailer

by John on November 29, 2011 in Movie Trailers

MP3! - bit.ly POSTERS! - dft.ba Shirts! - bit.ly NEW Gameplay channel! youtube.com Click-To-Tweet! tinyurl.com Subscribe! bit.ly iTunes Store - bit.ly Subscribe for daily TobyVlogs! bit.ly Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. Literally. By Toby Turner. Toby Links: TOBUSCUS SHIRTS! - bit.ly Twitter: www.twitter.com Facebook Fan: www.facebook.com Blog: www.tobyturner.com The lyrics, as transcribed by JigSawPuppet on fxp.co.il Stargate, UbiSoft, SPARKLE A white matrix picks a date then faaaaaaaade. and people say Rome wasn't built in a dayyyyy - AH BLOOM TRANSITION The birds get the hell out of there. Because they know something's going down Is he gonna die? No, it's a medium shot. Pan, zoom, and slow-mo means he's the target. Mysterious hooded man watches (from a distance) Take a second to look awesome Time to go. Walk in slow-motion So you still look awesome. Guard just saw you, And he's gonna shot you. But don't mind him Just keep looking awesome. That shadow will take care of him WHITE! Guard says "Stop!" Just kill him with your awesome The other got it by an arrow so you're good. PART THE RED SEA Hopefully those guards have good armor No, they don't. Maybe they do They don't. Now act like you didn't do it. They're not buying it... Target comes out of his shelter He's distracted by a feather. He's like, "SHOOT ME!" He likes feathers. He looks up when he remembers Ooh, I LOVE birds! Nod at the bird and PEOPLE DIE Everywhere PEOPLE DIE Target doesn't die, HE'S FINE! Target sends ...

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MrAndroyd22 November 29, 2011 at 12:59 am

@JASOMZOSR i dont know why they like it that they saw a retard them selves

mikun157 November 29, 2011 at 1:00 am

@UcantResistClicking0 I watched few more videos and i realised that it’s the same person changing the tone of his voice then i thought about my comment and how stupid it looks lol well cheers anyway now i’ll definitly know :D It does sound like it’s two different people doing it though

Fr3shNinja1 November 29, 2011 at 1:00 am

@berlukamegurine one of the game stop commercials for revelations was another trialer that toby did

berlukamegurine November 29, 2011 at 1:04 am

Seriously, Assasin’s Creed Advertisement People should hire Toby!

soniccore091 November 29, 2011 at 1:52 am

trailer: means he’s the target, mystirus hooded man watches from a distance transcribed: means he’s though it’s not an exploding man what just happened

funnymonky19 November 29, 2011 at 2:23 am

@JASOMZOSR …fuck

DragonAgeWiki November 29, 2011 at 2:56 am

I used to be a guard then i took an awesome to the face :D

MrISparky November 29, 2011 at 3:25 am

@JASOMZOSR i see what you did there

UcantResistClicking0 November 29, 2011 at 3:30 am

@mikun157: They’re both Toby

simolegendary November 29, 2011 at 3:37 am

OOH I LOVE BIRDS

superpurpleboy November 29, 2011 at 4:20 am

i can’t wait to see toby in smiley!!!

megamandude455 November 29, 2011 at 5:10 am

batman arkham city needs to be literal’d Bl

Jonny1731 November 29, 2011 at 5:44 am

OOohh i just jizzed my pants!!!!!

MegaDBOY44 November 29, 2011 at 6:13 am

when the second guy on the horse dies the horse is like wtf just happened

Atheist10 November 29, 2011 at 6:17 am

@JASOMZOSR As I read your comment I thought, “Dude there’s no ’10′ key on the keyboard… Oh! I get it!”

Neumie7 November 29, 2011 at 7:17 am

why did he have to kill the horse? the horse did nothing worth having his leg cut off

twinkiebeast702 November 29, 2011 at 7:50 am

never nod at birds or else they will kill the people around you and that could be your family thats around you unless there are your enemies that are around you

lajirafa16 November 29, 2011 at 8:27 am

nobody thinks about the horses family

mewfour12341 November 29, 2011 at 9:08 am

guard saids stop just kill him with your awesome lol

Fantailedisaac November 29, 2011 at 10:03 am

Stargate, Ubisoft, Sparkle-!!

warguy58 November 29, 2011 at 10:08 am

@JASOMZOSR Dude, I LOVE those comments! xD

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